#:) hi.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

i post for people who feel like they’re inherently unlikable to others without being able to tell what the reason is

[failchild]

pentiment + posts

[friendlyengie]

Hey man. me and my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. She’s gonna beat the shit out of you now.

[madderruz]

this is just daily life for them

based on this meme:

[threadbearsweater]

all morning I have thought about cock. fat cock, curved cock, flaccid cock, hard cock. circumcised cock, natural cock, skinny cock, wet cock, cock that grows and cock that shows. cock, penis, member, pleasure wand, thingy, pee-pee, dick, mushroom tip, how it feels when it pushes past your lips, how it hardens under your touch, how it twitches when you touch it just right, how it pulses in your hand when you milk it, how velvety soft it feels when you pump it. little cock, big cock, average cock, cock that hurts, cock that can't get hard, cock that's spent and weeping, cock that lays like a third limb against a broad, hairy thigh. cock cock cock.

[tickletails]

ticklish pawpads

[skullcfusher]

Guys. Guys am I still funny.

[charpim]

tumblr user charpim posting charpim. scandalous.

[frascospecimen]

so bECAUSE OF THE DIRECT I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID SPLATOON AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “SIDE ORDER??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE TRAILER ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT NINTENDO UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[madame-mongoose]

im going back to bed

[spoonbenders-archive]

normal clip of mob psycho 100 season 2 english dub

[failchild]

andreas maler of nuremberg fancam

[angelophelias]

My lamb and martyr....

[lacecap]

shes my everything

[lomltrentarnold]

caught you staring — trent alexander-arnold ₊˚ෆ

based on these gifs by @lexqa <3

warnings : no smut but it is a lil suggestive ;), trent’s a walking thirst trap, reader is kind of horny 🙄, teasing, some dirty jokes

hana notes : this was just stuck in my head i hope yall like it <3 /MAIN MASTERLIST

You should’ve looked away. You really should’ve. But your eyes wouldn’t let you.

Gaze glued to how his muscular back was moving, how fucking broad and big, he has gotten. It put you in a bit of a frenzy. Filthy thoughts clouding your mind as the memories of last night came flashing back.

Thank god you listened to him when he told you not to leave any marks. Because that would’ve been embarrassing. But also, you knew it would’ve fuelled your ego.

He started to slowed down his pace, you weren’t really paying attention to what the person was talking to him, all you could think about was how delicious he looked.

Trent could feel your stare the second he started on the treadmill, so it was no surprise when he turned around he was meet with your half lidded eyes, all dark with something he’s all too familiar with. He tried to hide his smug smirk, but you a glimpse of it and that only filled you more with need.

He hopped off the treadmill, eyes stuck on your lust filled ones, as he walked over to you. He reached over to take the water bottle beside you. Purposely leaning close, as his hand rests on your thigh. His musk and cologne all overpowering your senses. He is overpowering your senses.

He took the a big gulp of the water, making your eyes flickering down to his throat. His hand reached out and you gave him his towel. “Thank you, sweetheart.” he rasped out, the stinking smirk turning into a full blown smile when he see you shy away from the pet name.

He stood tall in front of you as he started to wipe his sweat, on his face, his throat, down his abs. He knew exactly what he was doing.

You were glad the coaches and other staff were discussing amongst each other so they don’t see the sinful act that your boyfriend is putting on.

You hate him. You really do.

“I hate you.” you muttered out, tongue poking the inside of your cheek, trying to fight off your smile. Cause although you know he’s teasing you, you didn’t mind the free show.

He raised his eyebrows, shocked and pleased at your sudden response. He smiled, before licking his full lips as you stare him with narrow eyes.

He leaned his face close with yours, completely disregarding your personal space. His minty breath fanned over your cheeks, nuzzling his face in between your shoulders blades and jaw before pressing a kiss onto your now heated skin. “Tell me that again tonight, baby.” he whispered, lips grazing your ears. He absolutely loved riling you up.

You could feel your skin heat up even more as your palm started to sweat. Trent stood up to his full height when the staff calls for him. He nodded his head before picking up his shirt and your stuff. He pulled you up, arm circling around your waist, pulling you to his sticky chest, but you didn’t mind.

“Is that a promise?” you whispered, eyes flickering to his lips.

He nodded, as his pupils dilated and he look as if he was in a daze. You didn’t even do anything but he swear he falls in love with you more everyday.

“Trent!”

“Coming!”

He looked back at you, eyes round and mischievous making you kissed your teeth when you realised his implication. “I truly do hate you.”

He smirked, it was just too easy, “Love you too babe.”

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